Noelle Allen's Challenge

a' Jock Tamson's bairns

Why puton yer kilt, git on a unicycle

ride around town fer the day?

He must hae been trollied,

'Donald, where's your troosers?'-

trollied.

He's no the full shil'in,

"Moagered," ye ken,

to puton yer kilt, git on a unicycle

ride around town fer the day.

"He's the talk o'the steamie;

a real numptie to boot"

to puton yer kilt, git on a unicycle

ride around town fer the day.

But despite yer clyping,

he's a real bonnie lad.

Always lending an ear,

a penny or pound

when folk er in need

He may be

dighted on Saturday night,

but he's a right brilliant

lad come Monday morn.